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[–]WilliamNotification 3627 points3628 points  (37 children)

That explains those fish decals!

[–]RipRapRob 376 points377 points  (12 children)

Brilliant.

[–]shahooster 124 points125 points  (11 children)

Not kidding, I laughed until my eyes watered. Fortunately only the centipedes in my house and reddit know.

[–]d0nh 86 points87 points  (8 children)

and the NSA, of course

[–]redgrin_grumble 89 points90 points  (2 children)

He said centipedes already!

[–]quaybored 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I though he was hosting a /r/the_donald meetup

[–]MurgleMcGurgle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're thinking of the Centipede Intelligent Agency.

[–]Goluxas 26 points27 points  (3 children)

NSA here, I want to put to bed this myth that we're watching shahooster.

But they should really put some pants on.

[–]Sh1tSh0t 24 points25 points  (0 children)

JFC - Jesus Fishing Christ

[–]llcooljessie 9 points10 points  (0 children)

As a kid, I though it was the logo of a car dealership.

[–]ben_wuz_hear 31 points32 points  (10 children)

I thought all the born again women just smelled like rank fish.

[–]Stsoundagent 4301 points4302 points  (346 children)

Yeah that design sucks. It took me waaaaaaay too long to see “unashamed.” Which is still stupid because why wouldn’t you just write “proud”

[–]TerryOller 2926 points2927 points  (55 children)

"tunapround"

[–]AlwaysEights 1284 points1285 points  (28 children)

Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round...

[–]Matti_Matti_Matti 675 points676 points  (19 children)

tunaproud...

[–]LadyDiaphanous 508 points509 points  (18 children)

Every now again I get a little bit nervous that the best of all the years have gone by..

[–]angrymamapaws 452 points453 points  (17 children)

Tunaproud!!

[–]casualcorey 421 points422 points  (16 children)

Every albacore I fall apart.. and I need you now

[–]Catapultatoe 224 points225 points  (0 children)

sigh Tunaproud...

[–]craniumonempty 267 points268 points  (10 children)

And I knead some bread tonight

And I'll cook some steaks and veggies

And if everyrhing comes out right

My kids will be giving wedgies...

(Sorry, I lost it at the end there)

Edit: every -> everything

[–]waterbottlesavage 204 points205 points  (7 children)

And we'll only be cooking it right

'Cause we've be eatin chunk light forever

Together we can take it to the end of the line

We hooked him off the coast and he’ll be tasting fine (he’ll be tasting fine)

I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark

I reeled him in the boat to find it’s actually a shark

He really put up a fight

Something better’s gonna cook tonight

Something better’s gonna cook tonight

[–]redwood_tree_ 139 points140 points  (4 children)

Once upon a time there was fish on my line

Now there’s only mercury marks..

Nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the shark (total eclipse of the shark)

[–]MeGustaDerp 28 points29 points  (0 children)

This thread is why I love reddit.

[–]dog-is-good-dog 37 points38 points  (1 child)

It wasn’t the best but I appreciate your effort and rhyming so I upvoted you, hope you have a nice day

[–]killerklixx 31 points32 points  (0 children)

...tonight, and I need you more than herring

[–]Drekked 12 points13 points  (2 children)

I️ fucking need you more than ever

[–]Alfus_71 6 points7 points  (1 child)

You people are sick. I love it.

[–]Obeythesnail 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Tunaproud fish eyes

[–]cheeseguy3412 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Remember, you can Tuna piano, but you can't Tuna fish.

[–]froa_whey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can't stop laughing.

[–]foreheadmelon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

unfortunately not on a mitsubishi eclipse

[–]Dragginmytaco 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I wake up to this?! Now it’ll be stuck in my head all day.. “tunaproud”.. it’s gonna be a good day!

[–]zdakat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You'll be focused on something,someone will try to get your attention,and you'll just look at them and whisper "tunaproud" and they'll back away slowly,leaving you wondering why you said that.

[–]Obandigo 39 points40 points  (2 children)

Isn't a fish their emblem anyway...

[–]wolfman571 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Someone call Dan Brown. We’ve just solved Jesus.

[–]sintos-compa 61 points62 points  (0 children)

✝unaproud

[–]aplagueofsemen 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Tunaproud Tunastrong Tunafish

[–]EmptyBobbin 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I laughed so hard I woke my husband. It's 4am and he's not pleased. Tunaproud. Hahahaha.

[–]Warchief_X 91 points92 points  (5 children)

I first saw "Tuna shamed " because of the title. Then I tried to figure out what it actually says and saw "Una shamed"didn't make sense.. then "Unash amed"... then I saw this comment.. oh, it's "unashamed"..

[–]JonnyBhoy 34 points35 points  (1 child)

Pretty sure Unash Amed is an Eastern spiritual healer from the 60's.

[–]mindbleach 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wikipedia's "see also" section:

  • Hexual Sealing (VHS distribution company)
  • List of psychics confronted by James Randi
  • Beth Shalom synagogue bombing

[–]literal-hitler 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I never thought to not use the cross as a T. Because of the slightly different levels of the letters that I assumed was intentional, I had settled on the name Tunash Amed before checking the comments.

[–]MrDhyme 87 points88 points  (3 children)

Pride is a sin, so unashamed is a loophole.

[–]VoilaVoilaWashington 23 points24 points  (2 children)

And if there's one thing God loves, it's people using semantic loopholes to avoid sinning.

"You said to not covet me neighbour's shit. John was technically not a resident next door for tax purposes. Lusting after his wife was therefore not a sin, ipso ergo QED lemme into heaven. There's bitches in there."

"Dammit, lawyered again."

[–]pierresderriere 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Take a look at Judaism, finding loopholes for Shabbat restrictions might as well be its own legal study.

[–]spearmint_wino 48 points49 points  (5 children)

Isn't pride a sin?

[–]Charlie_Warlie 17 points18 points  (3 children)

Its one of the 7 deadly sins.

[–]LittleJohnStone 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Pride, Sloth, Gluttony, Dopey, Sneezey, The Pyramids, and Morgan Freeman. Right? Did I forget Rudolph?

[–]_OP_is_A_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just cut some flesh off and put it in the scale ya damn lawyer.

[–]zh1K476tt9pq 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not like that ever stopped Christians from doing fucked up things.

[–]iluuu 165 points166 points  (192 children)

“Unashamed” is a common phrase in the Christian movement. In this context it means that you’re unashamed of being a follower of Christ. Being proud more commonly refers to being satisfied with yourself.

Even if you say “I’m proud to be in a relationship with you” it gives a feeling of “I’m good enough for you” which is not part or the Christian message. Everyone is the same in the eyes of God.

EDIT

And as /u/FlyingCarsArePlanes mentioned it's taken from Romans 1:16:

For I am not ashamed of the gospel, because it is the power of God that brings salvation to everyone who believes: first to the Jew, then to the Gentile.

[–]tghGaz 100 points101 points  (20 children)

I'd much rather someone say “I’m proud to be in a relationship with you” than “I’m unashamed to be in a relationship with you” !

The use of the word unashamed in OPs picture makes me think the driver is trying to say that people try to shame them for their religion, but they refuse to be ashamed. Seems like a really negative way to put it to me wheras proud would be a positive way.

[–]Gwindor1 38 points39 points  (4 children)

It's supposed to be a Biblical reference though. Jesus says to his disciples not to be ashamed of him (the way Peter was when he denied him 3 times), and Paul says "I am not ashamed of the Gospel". It was common in the first few centuries for people to ridicule Christians for worshipping an executed man.

That being said, Paul also puts it positively, he "boasts in the cross". But since selfish pride is a cardinal sin, that's not a word that is used too often.

[–]indiefolkfan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not ridiculed but horribly persecuted. Christians were often burned alive or torn apart by animals for peoples entertainment.

[–]burrito-boy 91 points92 points  (9 children)

Well a lot of them like to believe that they're victims somehow, despite being the majority in both America and the world.

[–]dobraf 70 points71 points  (7 children)

That's not surprising since victimhood is an integral part of the religion.

[–]stormblooper 53 points54 points  (4 children)

This. There's a theological expectation of being persecuted ... which for believers in majority Christian countries means they have to really cast about to find any discomfort that they might be able to relabel as some form of oppression or being an outcast from The World.

It's weak sauce compared to being thrown the lions, or living next to ISIS.

[–]hiphopnurse 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You know, that really bothers me. I have friends in Egypt who were too tired to go to church one Sunday and that Sunday that church got bombed. As a Christian in Canada, I don't consider myself persecuted. When my dad was still in Egypt, he had a friend who as arrested and thrown in jail for sharing the gospel. When he and my mom moved to Saudi Arabia (for work), my dad would smuggle Christian literature, and they would hold underground church meetings.

Anyone who thinks they're persecuted in the Western world needs to watch the documentary The Insanity of God. Those people are persecuted. I'd also like to add that they should listen to the song Cynical by Propaganda: "My boy Jeremy packed up, moved his family to Fallujah, and you argue over bathrooms."

[–]SuggestiveDetective 28 points29 points  (0 children)

But they hafta miss football games. It's like you don't even care for their suffering, Robert.

[–]Val_Hallen 249 points250 points  (101 children)

So, they are unashamed to be in the majority when it comes to religion in America?

Maybe these brave souls will someday have a Christian President. Or a Christian dominated Congress. Maybe they will be lucky enough to have laws based on their religion that all must follow. Perhaps they will be granted tax exempt status for their churches, which may one day be on nearly every corner. They long for the day when they have a media empire.

How brave they are to state that they are unashamed to be a Christian in America.

[–]Ladsworld-010 DAY SALE 52 points53 points  (5 children)

It's one thing to say you're Christian. It's one thing to go to mass. It's another to actually follow Christ and live like him.

[–]JordanBlythe 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Bingo. You can say you're unashamed until you're blue in the face, no one cares. Live it, walk it out, and see what an unashamed life can do to the poor, the sick, and the hurting.

[–]cuppincayk 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Frankly to me these bumper stickers are proof of not living God's way.

[–]ratshack 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So, they are unashamed to be in the majority when it comes to religion in America?

Dat War on Christmas tho

[–]leicanthrope 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh, but they're totally an oppressed and persecuted group because of being fed to lions.

[–]poochyenarulez 10 points11 points  (0 children)

have you seen the shirts they wear "BANNED IN 50 COUNTRIES". Christianity is BANNED in other countries! They are such victims!

[–]dsjunior1388 4 points5 points  (0 children)

People lapp this shit up.

Thats why Parks and Rec nailed it.

"I'm against crime! And I'm not ashamed to admit it! - Bobby Newport

[–]Zagorath 24 points25 points  (2 children)

if you say “I’m proud to be in a relationship with you” it gives a feeling of “I’m good enough for you”

Really? I kinda read it the opposite. "I'm proud" in this context sounds like "you're awesome and it's an honour to be with you", whereas "I'm unashamed" is more like "there's a reason that one might be ashamed to be with you, but it doesn't bother me".

[–]FlyingCarsArePlanes 8 points9 points  (3 children)

It's taken from Romans 1:16 - "I am unashamed of the gospel of Christ."

There's a large Christian Hip-Hop movement that takes "unashamed" and "one one six" as mottos.

[–]Stsoundagent 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I contest the fact that there is a large Christian hip-hop movement

[–]HonkersTim 2 points3 points  (1 child)

How about "I'm unashamed to be in a relationship with you?" 8)

[–]Jumpman9h 45 points46 points  (44 children)

Hm never seen a Christian do anything that resembles Christ teachings.

[–]9bikes 46 points47 points  (5 children)

More likely, that you've never had anyone who follows Christ's teaching tell you what a "good Christian" they are.

Or as my mom said "Anyone who says 'I am a good Christian', isn't one".

[–]Zagorath 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Is your mum a Lannister, by any chance?

[–]9bikes 5 points6 points  (3 children)

My mom was all about people not being too full of themselves. If anyone made any kinda comment that implied they thought they were somehow better than others, she would correct them. Often, I'd be with her and wish she'd just let it go. She'd call anyone out on their shit. Anyone. Anytime. Anyplace.

[–]MattalliSI 33 points34 points  (13 children)

Guilt and shame are the cornerstones of the Christian church aren't they?

[–]WhenceYeCame 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In practice or theory? Or does it not matter anymore?

Pride is not the opposite of shame, but its source. Only through true humility can shame be overcome.

[–]burrito-boy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, although more so the Catholics than the Protestants.

[–]J1-Ruffles 46 points47 points  (9 children)

I've literally had Christians argue with me that there'd be no reason to be a Christian without the threat of eternal Hell, so Hell has to be real and their guilt/fear cycle must continue. Guess their kids should have no reason to follow them without the threat of being beaten to death. shrug

[–]MattalliSI 8 points9 points  (4 children)

The rational of ends justify the means shows up way too often for my liking. If it gets you to Jesus's love then why not some threats of hellfire?

[–]Intertubes_Unclogger 17 points18 points  (7 children)

Surround yourself with better people and you will see better Christians.

[–]nosleeptilwhiterun 11 points12 points  (6 children)

Well, the thing is for a lot of people the only Christians they see are public ones. Todays republicans and the Joel Osteens are the only examples they have.

[–]WhenceYeCame 8 points9 points  (6 children)

Thats because they're off running humanitarian missions instead of posting verses to facebook

[–]zh1K476tt9pq 15 points16 points  (3 children)

humanitarian missions

Half of those missions aren't as humanitarian as they say. At best they are slightly abusive recruitment projects where poor basically trade whatever they need for their religion. At worst they spread religious fundamentalism, like all those American Christian projects in Africa that spread hatred against gays.

[–]kcasnar 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Isn't "I'm good enough for you" exactly the Christian message? Like, Jesus loves everyone?

[–]Deradius 12 points13 points  (2 children)

'I'm unashamed to be part of 70% of the population!'

[–]TyalistheRave 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I did ballet when I was a kid, I’m unashamed of it but I’m not proud

[–]louisianajeepman23 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh God. Untill reading your comment, I was pronouncing it "oon-ASHA-med". I thought it was someone's name or something. I'm fucking dumb

[–]mothzilla 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thought it was Tunas Hamed. Like some kind of Christian / Islam crossover hit.

[–]I_Think_Naught 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because pride goeth before destruction (Proverbs 16:18). You're supposed to try and avoid pride to the extent you can.

[–]WavyGlass 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a play on a specific scripture.

Romans 1:16 For I am not ashamed of the gospel, because it is the power of God that brings salvation to everyone who believes: first to the Jew, then to the Gentile.

[–]Hollywoodisburning 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I was trying to piece together what tunashamed was and why one would advertise. That thing is pretty much unacceptable.

[–]dobraf 11 points12 points  (0 children)

*tunacceptable

[–]taatchle86 538 points539 points  (21 children)

Big Tuna!

[–]jon_snow_idk*insert keming joke* 224 points225 points  (5 children)

Lord, beer me strength.

[–]silencesc 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Beer me dos long island ice teas, s'il vous plait.

[–]TheOtterlady 88 points89 points  (1 child)

Andy NO

[–]not_that_into_it- 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I found Erin

[–]zeinhatzlachamrwick 73 points74 points  (0 children)

rit dit dit dit do

[–]monkeyjorts 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Uhhmmm...he's Big Haircut now, dude.

[–]CalifornianBall 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Did you just tuna shame me?

[–]docsnavely 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I love how every post on the front page has easily found comments referencing The Office, AD, or IASIP.

[–]MouseRat_AD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Albacore-nell. Ever heard of it?

[–]BeerOnTap 132 points133 points  (4 children)

This is when you bring a tuna sandwich to work, knowing good and well that it's going to stink up the place, and it does. And everyone kind of gives you that look.

Yeah, that's Tunashamed.

[–]LLicht 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Or worst of all, heat up your tuna in the microwave at work.

[–]pulsar_astronomer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Tuna and popcorn. Mmm, monstrous.

[–]ResonantVision 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is how the Tunabomber was born

[–]JrockMem10 228 points229 points  (2 children)

[–]Datee27 116 points117 points  (0 children)

Risky click of the day. Worth it.

[–]skinnysakurachan 15 points16 points  (0 children)

God it's like watching me drunk

[–]IslandDweller485 175 points176 points  (5 children)

tunashaming

[–]GoodLordigans 33 points34 points  (3 children)

"Evan eats tuna out of the can with his hands, then drinks the juice."

"What the fuck, bro? Don't tunashame me!"

[–]KateOTomato 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you approach me on the street like  “Hey Aziz, what’s the most disgusting thing you could catch your roommate doing?” I’d be like, “Drinking the tuna juice at the bottom of the Starkist tuna can.” They’d be like, “Man, that’s a really specific answer.”

[–]takatori 116 points117 points  (128 children)

Unashamed of what?

[–]loki1887 356 points357 points  (92 children)

Apparently some people think they're being shamed for being part of the majority religion in the US.

[–]takatori 207 points208 points  (81 children)

That's insane. They're the ones shaming atheists, Muslims, and especially LGBT. One of the biggest holidays of the year is their own religious holiday.

What makes them feel they're the ones being shamed?

[–]loki1887 147 points148 points  (27 children)

Christmas is a national holiday. Not even Hanukkah can boast that. Could you imagine if any other religion tried campaign for one of their holidays to become a national one.

Christians and the GOP would lose its shit.

[–]LittleComrade 54 points55 points  (5 children)

Hanukkah is not comparable. It's actually a fairly minor holiday. Passover is the big one.

[–]dangshnizzle 51 points52 points  (1 child)

People only know hanukkah cause it competes with Christmas

[–]mbz321 8 points9 points  (1 child)

This. In Israel and other countries, it isn't really a gift giving holiday.

[–]Dgr8est 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We don’t even get a day off work!

[–]RurouniKarly 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hanukkah is actually a minor Jewish holiday that is only well known because of its proximity on the calendar to Christmas. The biggest and most important Jewish holiday is Yom Kippur.

[–]Feistybritches 23 points24 points  (17 children)

Take it a step further... Because it's actually a holiday that they stole, and changed. They commandeered it so to speak from people who essentially worshipped nature by hanging presents on the trees as offerings. Christians were just like, this is ours now. And now if you try to say that to certain people, it's a "war on Christmas." My mom refers to it not as "Christmas" but as "Jesus' birthday" which drives me nuts... Not because I hate Jesus or Christianity (because I absolutely don't) but because it's completely incorrect and she's adamant about it. It's awesome to use Christmas to celebrate whatever you want, but don't pretend it's something that it's not and then get flustered whenever someone contradicts you. "Christmas isn't about Santa, and presents it's about Jesus." Just add "to me" to that statement and I'm cool with it. Otherwise it's just awfully ethnocentric.

[–]rsn1990 16 points17 points  (8 children)

Try being 10 and being forced to sit in church and sing “Happy Birthday” to Jesus. Yeah.

[–]Feistybritches 8 points9 points  (7 children)

Are you me?? My parents make a birthday cake. :)

[–]rsn1990 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Ooh boy that’s a whole next level up. I didn’t have to endure that, thankfully.

[–]samus12345 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Did they ever make a cross one? I have to say that if I were an avatar of a god and people chose to worship me after I died, I'd be rather nonplussed about the device that was used to kill me becoming the main symbol!

[–]zarls 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And then it was stolen again by business and turned into a near-secular consumerist holiday.

[–]JulioCesarSalad 5 points6 points  (3 children)

This is a bit unfair. While giving presents is an important cultural part of the celebration of Christmas, it's not the Pope isn't claiming we came up with present giving and that its solely a Christian tradition

[–]Feistybritches 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Google it. I'm not being anti Christmas, or remotely anti Jesus. I was raised in a born again Baptist household and I think it's great to celebrate the birth of Jesus. I even think it's great to celebrate the birth of Jesus on December 25 if that's what you want. Just don't go around getting self righteous about "keeping Christ in Christmas" and getting upset about santa or people who say "happy holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas" Because it is a borrowed and adapted holiday as it is. Everyone can celebrate Christmas how they like and it isn't ACTUALLY Jesus' birthday. That's all I'm saying. It can be the day you celebrate his birthday, or give presents to people you love, or whatever your tradition. I love my traditions around Christmas and enjoy sharing them with my kids but I also don't give a figgy pudding what you do on Christmas!

[–]gorpie97 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You could ask your mom that if Jesus was born on Dec 25, why were shepherds watching over their flock by night. (I think the only time they do that is during calving/lambing season.) But I don't know if that's in the Bible as well as the carol(s), and if she wants to believe it, it doesn't really matter.

[–]buttonupbanana 62 points63 points  (5 children)

My nutjob parents are like this. They're Christians and they talk about being "persecuted" easily once a month.

I remind them that they put down every group imaginable, and are part of a religion that over three quarters of Americans are a part of. It's not like they have to worship in secret, or are being dragged behind vehicles for being Christian.

The worst part for me is while they say this constantly, when they're against shit like same sex marriage they'll say "this is a Christian country founded on Christian beliefs!" So they can't even keep their own story straight.

[–]LordRobin------RM 19 points20 points  (2 children)

They feel their privilege as the number one, undisputed, top-of-the-heap arbiter of what is moral and right slipping ever so slightly, and in their mind that translates to “persecution “. Those on top always believe they are there by right.

[–]mtaw 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Projection. Every bully tells himself he's the victim.

[–]The-Letter-M 26 points27 points  (4 children)

It’s called a victim complex

One of the great secrets of human nature is that the one thing people want more than love, security, sex, chocolate or big-screen TV's is to feel hard done by. Why? Because being hard done by is the shit. Feeling hard done by is the sweetest of drugs. If you're being persecuted -- it must mean you're doing the right thing, right? You get the mellow buzz of the moral high ground, but without arrogantly claiming it as your own. You get an instant, supportive community in a big dark scary world of such scope it may well literally be beyond rational human processing. When you are hard done by, you get purpose in a life where otherwise, you'd have to find your own. And when you ride that high, then no amount of logic, no pointing out that in actuality you and your beliefs are at a high point of popularity and influence for the last hundred years -- is going to pry that sweet crack-pipe of moral indignation from your hands.

[–]_Bumble_Bee_Tuna_ 5 points6 points  (2 children)

There was an episode of southpark this season of exactly this.

Basically trying to be the victim.

[–]sirblastalot 5 points6 points  (5 children)

They feel like they're getting left out from all the 'benefits' of being a persecuted minority.

[–]RemoveTheTop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

PROJECTIOOOOOON!

[–]Chopstick2U 34 points35 points  (9 children)

For I am not ashamed of the gospel, because it is the power of God that brings salvation to everyone who believes: first to the Jew, then to the Gentile. -- Romans 1:16

That's the source, but in practice, when adhered to the back of a vehicle, it means basically what everyone else is saying.

[–]melancholy_astronaut 8 points9 points  (7 children)

It is actually really ironic. Like I'm not ashamed of lots of things I do, but if I started shouting how unashamed I was by mundane shit, people might start to think I actually AM ashamed and I'm trying to make up for it.

That sticker makes me think they really are ashamed

[–]RektMyAnus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

To me it seems like something a person that believes themselves to hold wrong beliefs in the back of their minds would say. Or, simply, a desperate and non-confident person.

"Hurr, durr, I know you all will think I'm retarded. But here I am being retarded. #tunashamed"

[–]SethRogen-Not 28 points29 points  (7 children)

Being a religious crackpot.

[–]takatori 16 points17 points  (5 children)

The vast majority of Americans (where I assume this is from) are Christians. Who's "shaming" them?

[–]SethRogen-Not 47 points48 points  (1 child)

Nobody. They just have a serious case of persecution complex. These are the people that howl about “the war on Christmas.”

[–]CurtisMark 53 points54 points  (1 child)

#metuna

[–]Zambito1always pretty happy 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Me tuna thanks

[–]GALACTICA-Actual 230 points231 points  (28 children)

So, you're saying you're not a sinner. But according to Romans 3:23, we're all sinners.

So now you're not only a liar, but arrogant and prideful.

A tuna on the other hand, is without sin. He is one of God's perfect creatures. And tastes delicious in both a salad, and on toasted bread with melted cheese.

[–]shvelo<marquee><blink>swag.gif 137 points138 points  (11 children)

Blessed be the tuna, for they are without sin

[–]Bio-nonHazard 68 points69 points  (8 children)

They do, however, have fins.

[–]dobraf 51 points52 points  (6 children)

Let he who is without fin cast the first stone.

[–]10pmStalker 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Killed 2 stones with 1 bird on that one

[–]patrickswayzemullet 5 points6 points  (0 children)

let he who is without fin cast the first ftone.

[–]palunk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Does a Finn tuna fin sin when tinned?

[–]the_mantis_shrimp 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Who is saying they’re not a sinner?

[–]VoltageHero 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Where do you see them saying they’re not a sinner? Either I missed a juicy drama thread or this is just a A1 story attempt.

[–]JxTime 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Where does it say they aren't a sinner?

[–]CavsInThree 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Unashamed has nothing to do with sin...

[–]Brandon1992 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Roo do do do duh do.

[–]lesnb 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Took me a min to figure out what it actually said...can't unsee Tuna Shamed.

[–]Merykare 127 points128 points  (14 children)

lmao some people really refuse to believe that being a Christian in the US is like playing on easy mode. Never having experienced actual religious discrimination results in them misinterpreting everything as a personal attack against them.

"They want to teach evolution in school instead of creationism? Jesus take the wheel, I am being SHAMED and PERSECUTED!"

[–]loki1887 99 points100 points  (10 children)

How dare you. The persecution Christians suffer in the US is despicable. Having to acknowledge gay people exist or having somebody occasionally say, "Happy Holidays!" The war on Christmas, you know the national holiday? Some people don't celebrate it, like non-Christians, there only inundated with it from Halloween through New Years and not forced to acknowledge my god's birth at gun point. also non-Christians exists, MORE PERSECUTION!

It's tough being part of a minority religion only 70-80% of the US population belong to. Thankfully some of our faithful politicians are working hard to help us with passing legislation so I can make my businesses Whites Straights Only or supporting accused pedophiles for senate because at least he's anti-abortion and hates gays.

[–]nim_opet 32 points33 points  (8 children)

yes, also Starbucks doesn't put crucifix on their cups as the Bible demands!

[–]The-Letter-M 8 points9 points  (4 children)

Don’t even mention that hotbed of sin, Red Lobster. Shudders

[–]FoodandWhining 42 points43 points  (3 children)

Probably got it where you get that necklace, the one with the T.

[–]mamafrisk 39 points40 points  (1 child)

Across from where?

[–]ServalSpots 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Bed, Bath, and the Great Beyond

[–]SethRogen-Not 16 points17 points  (2 children)

The persecution complex is strong with this one.

[–]quaybored 2 points3 points  (0 children)

with this one many of them

[–]shnozdog 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Never be ashamed of your tuna

[–]jmonty70 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I happen to like my tuna with a little dolphin as well.

[–]The_Reformed_Alloy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Even as a Christian, I didn't get the real meaning first time.

[–]Nyabby22I'm gay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can tune a piano but you can't tunashamed

[–]cardboardguru13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This explains the halibut decals they put on their cars.

[–]bashrootshell 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Just get a penicillin shot.

[–]standard_armadillo 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Just get a penicillin pelican shot.

[–]bashrootshell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Giving a pelican a shot is why they need a penicillin shot.

[–]Mernerner 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why are those ford people shaming Tuna :(

[–]lmmaculate_Ejaculate 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Wow so brave, being Christian in a majority Christian western country

[–]humblepotatopeeler 6 points7 points  (0 children)

People fuckin act like they actually get shamed for having a cross/showing they're christian. Christians in America have it the best of all religions. They had TV-wide support and even normalization for decades, to the point where it would seem that everyone in America was Christian.

But now that Christianity is no longer in the CENTER of the spotlight in America, but perhaps a bit off to the side of the center, all these Christians lose their shit. "OUR RELIGION IS UNDER ATTACK!"

buncha babys. Jesus would be ashamed of you.

Try putting an Islamic star decal on your car, see what happens.