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[–]messeduporange 6508 points6509 points  (67 children)

The HAHAHAHHA was a good touch by Sean what a way to keep up the game.

[–]PM_me_ur_BOTTOMTEXT 1949 points1950 points  (17 children)

This lad saved the whole conversation with that "HAHAHAHA"

[–]Yoitsjimbro 380 points381 points  (14 children)

This guy backpedaled like a boss

[–]idafridge 214 points215 points  (4 children)

Then I'd hate to see how an amateur does it.

[–]Kosmoo 72 points73 points  (1 child)

You just gotta take that L with dignity. Die on your feet

[–]mrsqueakyvoice97 5 points6 points  (0 children)

dis da bess advice in da tred mon

[–]420fmx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lmfao it made it hilariouslove that kid

[–]papivebipi 311 points312 points  (2 children)

I like the look of pain in the guy's face

[–]ShadyPajamaHopper 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Credit where credit's due, that guy definitely picked the pic with the perfect facial expressions

[–]uteloo 161 points162 points  (0 children)

Even the laughing dude looks uncomfortable.

[–]throwingitfarrr 244 points245 points  (2 children)

HAHAHAHA 😭

[–]Delete_cat 149 points150 points  (1 child)

Kill me, HAHAHA😭

[–]DillyMyDilly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

sigh alright come here ...

[–]bitmojii 60 points61 points  (1 child)

Hahaha what a story, Mark Sean.

[–]GnarlyBellyButton87 32 points33 points  (0 children)

YOU ARE TEARING ME APAAAAART, KATIE!

[–]manic_eye 108 points109 points  (3 children)

But then he goes and posts a cartoon of a girl laughing her head off and a guy pretending to laugh, trying to mask his pain while he replays that soul crushing moment over and over in his mind.

[–]Widdilyscuds 12 points13 points  (2 children)

It's a bitmoji you philistine.

[–]manic_eye 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Hahaha {sideways glance}. I actually started typing “bitemoji” but I couldn’t remember exactly what they were called or if I was even close on the spelling. Plus, I had no sense if it was “cool” to know what they were or to not know, so I called it a “cartoon.”

[–]TokingMessiah 305 points306 points  (3 children)

I like how the names were blocked out but we still know it was Sean and Kate...

[–]BossCrayfish880 56 points57 points  (1 child)

Well you could look up a username, but Sean and Kate without a last name mean nothing to most viewers.

[–]RAColt45 172 points173 points  (10 children)

I like how he even did the eyes to the side like he was kidding but not really and thinking 'god i hope she bought it'

[–]Iamsuperimposed 21 points22 points  (6 children)

Wait a minute how do you know that name. OP took all that time blurring out his friend's name...

[–]ifeedonyourtears 24 points25 points  (5 children)

"sean is this a joke"

[–]Cory2020 13 points14 points  (3 children)

I believe super imposed is joking

[–]ifeedonyourtears 18 points19 points  (2 children)

iamsuperimposed is this a joke

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    [–]ReginaldCumerbund 38 points39 points  (8 children)

    [–]Cory2020 6 points7 points  (5 children)

    Could pass for Napoleon Dynamite British version

    [–]Morella_xx 20 points21 points  (2 children)

    Maybe if the people in it were from Britain, and not New Zealand.

    [–]ReginaldCumerbund 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    It's Eagle Vs Shark.

    An awesome New Zealand movie that's more awkward than Napoleon Dynamite.

    [–]Goatsr 12 points13 points  (1 child)

    The eyes of the male emojis make the whole situation so much funnier

    [–]OutOfAbyss 6717 points6718 points  (81 children)

    No xx I've liked you for a few days

    Way to go mate

    [–]Ultimate_Cabooser 3096 points3097 points  (54 children)

    I've been in love with you from the day I met you...

    ...last Tuesday.

    [–]AnimusSemper 948 points949 points  (11 children)

    These past 64.24 hours have been the best of my life...

    [–]siccoblue 307 points308 points  (10 children)

    Hey stranger, I just caught a whiff of your hair and I'm now deeply infatuated with you, where's your bus stop?

    [–]AnimusSemper 55 points56 points  (3 children)

    I feel like I already know you IRL. That you Pugs? XD

    [–]glassjoe92 19 points20 points  (1 child)

    No xx it's me, Sean.

    [–]AnimusSemper 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    See that only makes it worse, bc i do know a Sean who would say this xD

    [–]positiveinfluences 28 points29 points  (5 children)

    Oy I feel for these blokes honestly, cause I'm kinda like this too, little things get me attracted to girls, but I'm good looking and sociable so I'm not a creep I'm just "romantic"

    [–]Jpot 52 points53 points  (1 child)

    lol you would be attracted to women you fucking incel

    [–]positiveinfluences 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    oh you wish buddy but its ok I still love u

    [–]tiptoe_only 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    They're not mutually exclusive, it's more about how you act towards women. Your confidence probably helps, but you can be sociable and good looking and still a creep. For example I think Tom Cruise is a creep.

    The problem is when guys like this approach someone and say things like "I thought you said you'd give guys like me a chance." That's basically saying "I'm attracted to you and because you said this thing it doesn't matter if you're attracted to me back, you ought to have a relationship with me anyway."

    [–]19DanTheMan92 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    A prayer goes out to those who are not. Lol

    [–]dvidsilva 57 points58 points  (3 children)

    You went full Boyle.

    [–]english_gritts 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    It’s okay. I hung up at Chuckles

    [–]MrH0rseman 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    Never go full Boyle, never.

    Btw, I didn’t get the Boyle context.

    [–]dvidsilva 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Brooklyn 99.

    [–]CrystalProgrammer 97 points98 points  (28 children)

    Thats honestly how my girlfriend and I were. Started texting eachother through a mutual friend (hadn't met yet), three days later we decided we had to meet and met at a park and it was like we were dating from the time we met... To add a couple days later we did officially start dating. I had to move across the country one and a half months later (we'd been dating for just under that) we did senior year long-distance seeing eachother one the whole year over christmas break then the day after she graduated she flew out where I am and we moved in together. Been together 3 years now (living together for two of them) and we are both still super happy.

    That being said, my situation is like winning the lottery versus a typical dating scenario. But it is possible!

    (Only gave background on us because i figured I would get comments like "sure but you'll still break up" but like fuck, we made it through an entire year of long distance our senior year of highschool. If we can handle that, we can handle most things)

    [–]Xerxes249 35 points36 points  (1 child)

    Dont get comfy tho, you have to keep investing in your relationship, I learned it the hard way and we did 2 years long distance (total ~5)

    [–]ErnieCaruso 23 points24 points  (0 children)

    Only gave background on us because i figured I would get comments like "sure but you'll still break up"

    Never ever even give the slightest amount of credence to comments like this on Reddit. People who say things like this, and people who try to convince anyone on Reddit in a relationship that their SO is cheating on them etc. are all just lonely miserable assholes who just want people to be as miserable as them.

    [–]Damn-The-Torpedos 6 points7 points  (3 children)

    Sure, but you'll still break up when you're dead. You gonna let Jesus swoop in on your girl bro?

    [–]gunnyguy121 13 points14 points  (1 child)

    So when you going to wife her?

    [–]CrystalProgrammer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I'd be more than happy marrying her right now, and if I were to propose she would definitely say yes. However, the money you get from the government for college is far less if you are married, so not until she is done with college.

    [–]RockitDanger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    I've been in love with you from today I met you...

    [–]TallulahSalt 267 points268 points  (20 children)

    Oh high school, I don't miss you.

    [–]Quantentheorie 35 points36 points  (0 children)

    Sounds more like middle school.

    [–]_the-dark-truth_ 97 points98 points  (18 children)

    I don’t miss high school, in the slightest, but there’s no denying they were times of significantly less stress. I miss that bit.

    [–]thedrewsef 78 points79 points  (5 children)

    Didn't feel like it then though.

    [–]WritingPromptPenman 85 points86 points  (4 children)

    This is the part people always forget. Yeah, of course high school was a breeze. But only compared to being an adult. When we were, y’know, in high school, it was the hardest thing we’d ever done.

    [–]ThatGuyBradley 18 points19 points  (2 children)

    It felt like a breeze during it for me. College is fucking my ass now.

    [–]dinotoggle 7 points8 points  (6 children)

    So you're telling me it gets a lot worse?

    Shit, I'm actually gonna have to find some motivation real soon...

    [–]_the-dark-truth_ 14 points15 points  (5 children)

    It gets worse, relatively.

    My recommendation to you, if you’re actually in high school, is study and achieve as best you can. If you do well, you’ll find it significantly easier to find a job you enjoy, and if you can work at what you love, the daily grind is far less....grinding.

    Waking up every day, and pushing through peak hour traffic to perform a task, you’ve very little attachment to, and find almost no enjoyment in, is a massive blow, and seriously soul crushing. Being able to get to a job, that you enjoy, makes the most significant part of your life, far less stressful and much easier to deal with.

    But you’ve likely heard that 1000 times this week, already anyway.

    Best of luck with it, and if you’re not sure what you want to do, don’t stress, many many people (including me) had no idea until they’d been working for a bit, but having good high school results, made the goal a lot easier to achieve, once the decision was reached. Getting into uni and finding the career will come easily, once you know what you want.

    Peace.

    Edit: spelling.

    [–]Nelliell 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    And don't discount trade schools and apprenticeship if working with your hands is your thing. I know we like to focus on college a lot, but trades are a valid option too.

    Don't repeat my mistake and go to college just because everyone is telling you it's "the thing you are supposed to do." Have an end goal, have something you are aiming for. I got my degree in a field that only hires people in my area if they already have their government secret clearance and I'm too broke to move away. Because of this I work at the local grocery store.

    [–]_the-dark-truth_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Nope. You’re absolutely correct.

    I said “uni”, but I really should have said “further education”, whether it be Trade School, Technical College or University - just furthering your education towards the career you desire.

    [–]Reutermo 53 points54 points  (2 children)

    She is the most beautiful girl (in the room)

    [–]acealeam 22 points23 points  (1 child)

    How did Dave get a hottie like that to a party like this?

    [–]vivalamozz 16 points17 points  (0 children)

    You’re a legend Dave

    [–]sweetpotato37 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    These days have been the best of my life.

    [–]Cloudsnevergetold 2629 points2630 points  (46 children)

    Behind that HAHAHA he's actually dying

    [–]yauc-OIC 1375 points1376 points  (33 children)

    You can see it in his bitmojis eyes

    [–]lilnomad 204 points205 points  (32 children)

    Bitmoji is the dumbest bullshit. My friends use them all the time in snapchat and I tolerate it

    [–]CaptainQWO 131 points132 points  (2 children)

    Bitmoji makes it so much easier to dab on your haters. Really saves me a lot of time

    [–]WowIJake 21 points22 points  (1 child)

    Logang4Life?

    [–]Spooky_Doot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    *** L O G A N G 4 L I F E***

    s/

    [–]UknowmeimGui 20 points21 points  (0 children)

    I started to use them ironically as a corny/lame joke, but I've slowly grown fond of it, probably because it looks like me...

    [–]AwesomeYears 68 points69 points  (9 children)

    Everyone has a Bitmoji on their Snapchat and there's just me, a hairless grey figure. Doesn't help that the new update shows the Bitmoji face for the corresponding friend.

    [–]Hypnosix 94 points95 points  (7 children)

    Bitmoji is fantastic!

    [–]lilnomad 57 points58 points  (4 children)

    When I start seeing this kind of stuff in my group chats I question Bitmoji

    [–]PM_ME_DND_FIGURINES 53 points54 points  (0 children)

    Nah man, the best part about Bitmoji is the... shall we say odd, options.

    [–]ncbstp 29 points30 points  (0 children)

    The turkey dab one is hilarious and awkward. I can't explain it

    [–]imguralbumbot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Hi, I'm a bot for linking direct images of albums with only 1 image

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    [–]ded0d 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    but the irony

    [–]Tasmaniak 94 points95 points  (1 child)

    Even the image he sent has him looking like he is dying on the inside.

    [–]pm_me_your_taintt 26 points27 points  (1 child)

    Good on her for letting him have the out though. He knew he fucked up, less awkward for both if they can agree to pretend it was a joke.

    [–]EricBruh 1824 points1825 points  (12 children)

    That expression on his bitmoji is just painful

    [–]sweetpotato37 160 points161 points  (0 children)

    Internal wincing

    [–]Quillbolt_h 63 points64 points  (1 child)

    Which is appropriate in the context.

    [–]sheguedep 69 points70 points  (0 children)

    I kinda feel like any bitmoji is just painful

    [–]pruwyben 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Those dead eyes...

    [–]Meester_Tweester 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    I don't like the art style of it

    [–]RetardAndPoors 2283 points2284 points  (51 children)

    [–]bad_at_hearthstone 1189 points1190 points  (15 children)

    [–]RelevantTopic 491 points492 points  (12 children)

    [–]sneakpeekbot 130 points131 points  (8 children)

    [–]siccoblue 147 points148 points  (7 children)

    That top post is fucking hysterical, that look of shock just fucking kills me man

    [–]CoolHandHazard 55 points56 points  (2 children)

    I watched it live and I thought it was the funniest shit ever honestly. He came away looking so damn stupid

    [–]clubba 51 points52 points  (1 child)

    "Merry Christmas, Jake."

    Phew - good save.

    TFW Jake Tapper is a Jew...

    [–]omarcomin647 24 points25 points  (0 children)

    the fact it was on election day and that was the guy roy moore sent to go speak for him on a live national interview says a lot though.

    [–]CreepinSteve 20 points21 points  (0 children)

    I almost feel bad for him. Look at that face, it's like he just found out santa isn't real

    [–]gabe-h-coud 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    The Dean must have said to the presenter to wrap it up because he's really bringing us down.

    [–]i_shruted_it 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    Why thank you for the recommendation. This is something that's been missing in my life.

    [–]gaijohn 137 points138 points  (22 children)

    [–]RetardAndPoors 35 points36 points  (19 children)

    Needs more jpeg

    [–]morejpeg_auto 68 points69 points  (18 children)

    Needs more jpeg

    There you go!

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    [–]RetardAndPoors 24 points25 points  (0 children)

    Good bot

    [–]yauc-OIC 12 points13 points  (15 children)

    Needs more jpeg

    [–]morejpeg_auto 20 points21 points  (14 children)

    Needs more jpeg

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    [–]yauc-OIC 10 points11 points  (13 children)

    Needs more jpeg

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    Needs more jpeg

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    [–]HeirOfHouseReyne 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Those eyes say : "run while I can!"

    [–]JeopardyThis 25 points26 points  (0 children)

    The soulless eyes...

    [–]xxusernamegoesherexx 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    haha yeah what a knee-slapper!

    good grief. this pic is where all the sad cringe comes from.

    [–]crssd 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Is that Annie and Jeff?

    [–]DocCannery84 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    The way he awkwardly laughs, dying in side...wonderful.

    [–]Matador91 24 points25 points  (0 children)

    This could be a February meme

    [–]pluper 315 points316 points  (4 children)

    [–]Neutrum 143 points144 points  (2 children)

    Looking at that reaction pic he sent almost caused me physical pain.

    [–]CopperNylon 1133 points1134 points  (20 children)

    "I thought you weren't like other girls and gave guys like me a chance" Sean sounds like a well-adjusted person. /s

    [–]Aloramother 597 points598 points  (13 children)

    Definitely dipping his toes into r/niceguys there

    [–]Jmulls248 19 points20 points  (0 children)

    I think "nicelads" applies a little better in this case

    [–]CarrotMan619 53 points54 points  (1 child)

    Typical, not giving the nice guy a chance. Unbelievable. Sean's a hidden gem

    [–]sweetpotato37 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Channeling his inner opal

    [–]veganzombeh 28 points29 points  (0 children)

    Excuse me. Sean is a lad, not a guy.

    [–]professor-i-borg 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    It sounds like he doesn't believe they should be together ... "Please, be my love charity! I'm sure it will be worth it for you". Work on yourself first Sean, there's plenty of fish in the sea, but you won't catch any with whining. (I can relate to this from my young and stupid/angsty days).

    [–]metastasis_d 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    lads like me

    Even worse

    [–]CzarMMP 418 points419 points  (25 children)

    Daaaaamn my girl hit him with the "Is this a joke"

    [–]Bonezmahone 77 points78 points  (3 children)

    If he said yes he would have had a better chance. Just stop there and ask what she’s doing later.

    [–]petroleum-dynamite 58 points59 points  (2 children)

    If that were to happen to me I think I’d start making it more ridiculous so she knows I’m joking without actually saying so

    [–]lydocia 123 points124 points  (17 children)

    She's so graceful about it though. She lets him down, then lets him off the hook with a "my friend sent that".

    [–]ColonelMitche1 83 points84 points  (5 children)

    And then posts it online. Such kindness.

    [–]lydocia 18 points19 points  (2 children)

    She might have just shared it with one friend.

    [–]jorge_kloony 27 points28 points  (0 children)

    One friend is one too many in 2018 or since the internet for that matter

    [–]AndrewCarnage 21 points22 points  (0 children)

    hahahaha

    [–]WhyDidntYouDoMyJob 92 points93 points  (0 children)

    HA HA HA HA HA

    [–]WhosCountin 122 points123 points  (1 child)

    Sean, this is very sad behavior.

    [–]trailertrash_lottery 29 points30 points  (0 children)

    This reads like a conversation between 13 year olds so I will give it a pass.

    [–]djsc30 86 points87 points  (0 children)

    What the fuck sean

    [–]b1eb 28 points29 points  (0 children)

    ouch

    [–]Wisco_Cyclone13 24 points25 points  (0 children)

    You can see the pain in the Bitmoji’s eyes...

    [–]justaduckonquack 44 points45 points  (0 children)

    "A few days" They're clearly under 14.

    [–]NightmansSexyHands 16 points17 points  (1 child)

    Hey at least he didn’t go full nice guy and call her a slut and lord knows what else.

    [–]harryhardy432 29 points30 points  (10 children)

    "my friend said to send to you" that's a bit of an asshole move Sean mate, even if you are lying.

    [–]pantumbra 9 points10 points  (9 children)

    For sure, but it's at least significantly better than the "fuck you for not wanting to fuck me" approach.

    [–]manic_eye 131 points132 points  (9 children)

    Ok then that makes more sense

    Damn OP, that’s cold. That nonsensical cover story makes more sense than you two being a thing? Poor guy.

    [–]Osmodius 88 points89 points  (4 children)

    Aw, she was being polite and giving him a way out of the catastrophe. Now they can just quietly sweep it under the rug and she knows to never spend a night alone in a house with him.

    [–]albino_polar_bears 16 points17 points  (0 children)

    And NEVER hook him up with any of her friends. Nicely played Sean.

    [–]Klosu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    At this point it's just better to drift away. Avoid awkward relation and struggle of false hope.

    [–]fatalcharm 21 points22 points  (1 child)

    I actually thought that was a good thing, she allowed him to do his "it was just a joke" thing and went along with it, to save him some embarrassment.

    [–]AntiStewardship 33 points34 points  (1 child)

    And then op goes and posts it on Reddit. Obviously Sean needs to learn a bit about social interactions but I think he dodged a bullet when op turned him down

    [–]imadethisforonething 45 points46 points  (3 children)

    Man, number one, if you're going to ask someone out do it in person.

    Number 2, the "few days" thing is cringy as fuck

    Number three, take the rejection with grace, that means no "omg it was my friend", it's not always a good time to admit that you have feelings for someone, but if you've done it and they reject you say something like "I think of you more as a friend" then at least say something along the lines of "I hope this doesn't change that, but I wanted to let you know how I feel" (note that if you don't want to be friends with them and only wanted a relationship then chances are it wasn't going to work out anyway), and accept that it might be awkward for a bit but at least you haven't made a fool of yourself.

    And that lads is how you stop yourself from ending up on a subreddit like this.

    (I'm gonna mention that the "is this a joke" comment could be a dick move, but hey I don't know the situation in the OP)

    [–]z0m0 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Number four, use some fucking punctuation.

    [–]molotox 17 points18 points  (3 children)

    I think it’s really under appreciated that you went along with his excuse in order to preserve the friendship, I hope you can help him with his self confidence and finding a girl the correct way. You are a good friend

    [–]EICzerofour 29 points30 points  (0 children)

    This is kinda sad. Poor fella.

    [–]ultimateseanboy 31 points32 points  (1 child)

    Fuck Sean, amiright guys?

    [–]angel_bucks 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    we're witcha!

    [–]Orkaherra 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Hey lads

    [–]CorrectGrammarPls 32 points33 points  (2 children)

    Why did you blur his name if you said it in the first text?

    [–]plsdntanxiety 123 points124 points  (0 children)

    I'm assuming that's his snap handle.

    We can't find him from "Sean"

    But we can find him from:

    NiceguySean69

    [–]myownreddit 93 points94 points  (21 children)

    did you take a pic of a phone with another phone?

    [–]CptHampton 346 points347 points  (15 children)

    So there wouldn't be a screenshot notification on Snapchat

    [–]Fusional_Gaming[S] 43 points44 points  (3 children)

    maybe...

    [–]BeARdBARIAN 13 points14 points  (2 children)

    Can you take a picture of the phone you used to take a picture of the phone with that phone still visible so we know?

    [–]Fusional_Gaming[S] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    That's too much effort

    [–]A_Hendo 18 points19 points  (0 children)

    If you don’t know what he’s referencing you should look it up. I’ve seen lots of shit in my days on here but it’s always been a fave. “Reddit how take picture” should get your a result on the 1st SERP.

    Edit: here

    [–]GirthBrooks12inches 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    That’s the saddest Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha pic I’ve seen

    [–]GrandMasterEternal 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    To be honest, whether or not it's believable, it gives them both a route to choose in which they can remain friends and pretend it never really happened. It's less a lie in the hopes of covering it up and more the offer of remaining friends and attempting to remove the resulting awkwardness.

    [–]kay_bizzle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    That dead eyed, nervous laughter face is the most accurate bitmoji I've ever seen

    [–]TetraULTRA 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    my heart..

    [–]GamingBit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Even the bitmoji looks nervous, like he’s trying to backpedal.

    [–]nahidtislam 10 points11 points  (4 children)

    You should've just punished him by sending him the screenshot notification

    [–]Georg_Reshetov 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    Thats actually really sad.

    [–]milopooch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    deleted

    [–]Aqua74747 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Aww this is kinda sad!

    [–]MeatloafPopsicle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    So, they are like 12 years old then?

    [–]CptDingo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    That bitmoji of his looks like it's happy

    but dying of eternal pain of rejection

    [–]_LockSpot_ 12 points13 points  (2 children)

    Poor Sean tried his damnedest and achieved nothing

    [–]charleytanx2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Whatever.. It was a joke.

    "Whatever" - The response of champions.

    [–]VerifiedMadgod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    HAHAHAH, HAHAHA, HA, HA, killme

    [–]EggfooVA 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I’m more surprised that couple Bitmoji are possible. This is yuuuge!

    [–]jawrsh21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Even his bitmoji looks awkward, like " ha ha ha I was totally kidding I swear"