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[–]milhousemilhouse 1561 points1562 points  (19 children)

Reach for your dreams

[–]Hyruxs 308 points309 points  (14 children)

And touch the stars

[–]10Bird 222 points223 points  (12 children)

Touch the stars dogs.

[–]gaynazifurry4bernie 190 points191 points  (7 children)

Sometimes I get sad that I can't pet all the dogs that are alive but I am fortunate that I can still pet some.

[–]TheNosferatu 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Living your life, one good boi at a time

[–]Parzius 33 points34 points  (5 children)

[–]Et_tu__Brute 35 points36 points  (3 children)

I work in a kitchen and any time I cut large quantities of onions, I tell people 'I'm sorry, I was just thinking about cats again.' as the onion tears roll down my face. No one ever gets it without explanation because it's a six year old meme but do it anyway.

[–]SugarDraagon 9 points10 points  (0 children)

one day they’ll get it, bud. One day...

[–]GitFloowSnaake 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Explain it for me and my friends please

[–]Et_tu__Brute 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Watch the video linked above my comment. If you need more explanation feel free to pm me.

[–]The_Safe_For_Work 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Are you Sirius?

[–]XxNoFilterxX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a satellite.

[–]rubicondroid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And let him touch you

[–]MistaBeanz 14 points15 points  (2 children)

The lord is my shepherd

[–]_OP_is_A_ 17 points18 points  (1 child)

That's why God and dog are spelled using the same letters.

[–]gunlord1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How has that never crossed my mind before?

[–]hey__its__me__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And drag them into your car.

[–]Satcat1005 1575 points1576 points  (18 children)

Good to see that people have their priorities straight.

[–]Runixo 501 points502 points  (7 children)

Unlike their cars.

[–]Nincadalop 71 points72 points  (6 children)

Cars can be gay too!

[–]chelsmjlv 41 points42 points  (5 children)

OMG! Like swans?!? 😭😭😭

[–]vrbobde 78 points79 points  (9 children)

While every1 is looking at his priority I'm wondering why the fuck is there a tyre on furniture poster ad

[–]HeyCarpy 27 points28 points  (5 children)

Dammit, I’m going to lose sleep over this now.

[–]Prents 60 points61 points  (4 children)

Don't, for I solved the mystery!

I've googled "tramontina pro oficinas" (what I could read from the ad) and found this page. The "furniture" is for repair shops.

Edit: I could read that from the picture because I'm brazilian, and that blue rectangle-logo for Tramontina is famous here. Also, even if I couldn't read it, the photo has obviously been taken here. There's something about electric poles and dense forests and Paratis merging lanes that screams Brazil.

[–]willgaj 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The hero we don't deserve

[–]HeyCarpy 2 points3 points  (1 child)

But ... why do repair shops need specific furniture?

[–]p____p 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For repair shop stuff. The same way doctors offices all have similar furniture because it’s made for doctor offices stuff.

[–]BreafingBread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice job. I could only read the Tramontina part and, as you said, that's because the logo is already pretty famous.

[–]Compy8A 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh wow look at this fancy guy. Mr Rich Guy over here not having to reuse old tires as tables and chairs.

[–]yeroc_sema 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rooms to go ad maybe? That or a car exploded and the tire landed there.

[–]JuqeBocks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the "furniture" is cabinetry for a garage/repair shop

[–]pearljammer519 134 points135 points  (10 children)

Photoshop pros, please replace God and Adam with these 2.

[–]PlantPowerPhysicist 64 points65 points  (5 children)

in the beginning, God made Dog, and saw that he was a good boy. Then he said, "ok, not going to top this." And nothing else ever happened ever.

[–]ZeroSilentz 24 points25 points  (1 child)

And nothing else ever happened ever.

Well, besides the infinite amount of treats and pets being given to Dog, of course.

[–]danielm8 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Now that's an all loving god.

[–]cronos844 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Dogs are a proof for deism?

[–]The-Letter-M 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Dog is God backwards. Coincidence? I think not!

[–]whywouldi 6 points7 points  (0 children)

So are you saying dog is satan? And that satan is a good boi? So the satanists were right all along?

[–]filipekczek7 66 points67 points  (2 children)

[–]pearljammer519 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is brilliant, bless you!

[–]Threctic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow it's not that picture with the ski mask guy

[–]din7 938 points939 points  (17 children)

"Helo. My name is Boi. You are in the run fast next to me and I have only just met you and I love you. Guess who is the goodest?"

[–]nathanh1223 35 points36 points  (1 child)

'run fast'

[–]danielm8 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Took me a second read to get that it was a noun

[–]Adr3am3rs 103 points104 points  (12 children)

I wouldn’t do that if I were him. How’d u know the fluffy head is friendly? This guy.

[–]grinnella 70 points71 points  (9 children)

It’s a Bernese Mountain Dog. This breed is like the Tom Hanks of dogs. Now, would you worry about Tom Hanks biting your hand off? Yeah, I didn’t think so.

[–]Adr3am3rs 13 points14 points  (4 children)

Tom Hanks bites?

[–]CrowKaneII 11 points12 points  (3 children)

I'd buy that for a dollar.

[–]The-Letter-M 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I’d buy bite that for a dollar.

[–]MegaSonicGeo 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Lmao why is this disliked? Since when is reddit against puns?

[–]The-Letter-M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know man, I don’t know.

[–]GuyLeDoucher 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Owned a Berner. Was grumpy. Tried to take my fingers a couple of times! Some doggos have had a tough life :(

My Dane scares people away now but he is a baby compared to my old Berners.

Always ask before the scritches. Especially poor Berner owners. They get it 24/7 and it can get tiresome!

[–]BOT_CLUTCH 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Never heard of an aggressive Bernese Mountain Dog. Was it adopted?

[–]GuyLeDoucher 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yep, also had a degenerative disorder that gave him aches and pains. He was awesome 90% of the time. Also wasn’t fixed until we acquired him.

Made for a temperamental doggy. Loved him nonetheless.

[–]PM_ME_A_WEBSITE_IDEA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair, they're also so completely unaware of their size and power, they'll run at you at full speed and just bulldoze you... :')

[–]darknecross 82 points83 points  (1 child)

It's friendly because he is a vry vry G O O D E B O Y E

[–]ThingYea 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I read that In Chappies voice for some reason.

[–]FabulousComment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit my sides

run fast

[–]Loki442 470 points471 points  (11 children)

[–]imtinyricketc 131 points132 points  (7 children)

Wouldn’t be outside.

[–]Tungstencarbide1611 68 points69 points  (5 children)

To me, car is inside.

[–]rrr598 9 points10 points  (3 children)

THEN YOU ARE LOST!

[–]havoc1482 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I HATE YOU

[–]rrr598 3 points4 points  (0 children)

YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING BALANCE TO THE ROAD, NOT LEAVE IT IN DARKNESS!

[–]General_Kenobi896 1 point2 points  (0 children)

General Prequel Memer! You are a welcome one!

[–]DilbusMcD 4 points5 points  (0 children)

me too, thanks

[–]gpwz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Made my day

[–]Danadin 198 points199 points  (11 children)

[–]Tiddlywinky 0 points1 point  (9 children)

Why has this not got more karma?

[–]ChrissiTea 97 points98 points  (5 children)

If I saw a Bernese Mountain Dog, I'd do the same.

Such good boyes

[–]Swaglfar 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My wife and I have a 8 month old male bernese! They are simply the best!

[–]Snicker40 10 points11 points  (3 children)

The best boyes! I have a 2 year old one myself and he’s so loving!

[–]TokiMcNoodle 7 points8 points  (2 children)

It's such a shame I can't have one here in Florida. It would be way too inhumane.

[–]Snicker40 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I’m sure. They can tolerate 70s, but they truly love to run and play in the snow when it’s around!

[–]TokiMcNoodle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol high of 80 today and it's December

[–]Hoogle5 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Trainer: So what are your goals? Me: To pet all the dogs. Trainer: No your fitness goals. Me: To be fast enough to pet all the dogs.

[–]craylash 64 points65 points  (9 children)

[–]Pheniballs 47 points48 points  (0 children)

NO WHY FUCK

[–]twodickjohn 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Damn that was loud

[–]beerdude26 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I didn't even have my headphones on and I heard the crack emanating from them

[–]SnootBoooper 11 points12 points  (2 children)

The tree won't be pushed but the dog would be.

[–]cronos844 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Well then you have a broken dog.

[–]SnootBoooper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You Sir/Madam/Dog/Cat are intelligent af.

[–]vegfemnat 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Thats amazing but I would be a little hesitant to call it dumb. Sometimes it takes a little bit of conditioning for machine momentum to become part of your involuntary instincts. I work with machines and I see younger people frequently underestimate the power and momentum they are yielding in their hand.

[–]ExplosiveWombat 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Yeah, it’s hard to believe just how heavy and powerful vehicles are. I don’t think the human brain is naturally wired to understand controlling something so heavy.

I can totally see myself doing something like this.

[–]INTERNET_SO_FUCK_YOU 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I think it's like looking out the window of a plane. You don't get that same sense of fear you would looking off a cliff because we just didn't evolve to see the world from that high up. Your brain isn't thinking "shit we're high" it's thinking "heh look at those funny shapes."

[–]brycesauce 28 points29 points  (0 children)

That looks like a s o f t b o y e

[–]datshap 19 points20 points  (0 children)

My naym is doge

an wen I see

That hand com out

To scritch at me

I hav no fear

He seem jus grand

I hop on up

I lik the hand

[–]mr-dogshit 17 points18 points  (4 children)

WTF is the ad for on the billboard?

"Your one-stop shop for kitchen cabinets and alloy wheels"?

[–]right-wing-socialist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tramontina Pro is a hardware/tools brand, so... no idea

Edit: I suppose it might be something like this

[–]steelbeamsdankmemes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it's a really fancy garage?

[–]fraud_93 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That part of the kitchen ad fell off, genius. It's glue.

[–]Vnc3three3 7 points8 points  (0 children)

the creation of doggo

[–]butternut92 5 points6 points  (1 child)

He is like a kid that just has to pet the dog... it is sweet.

[–]Tungstencarbide1611 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Us men, we ARE kids.

[–]Drewsmits 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Worth it

[–]Arb3395 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Im glad im not the only one who will risk life a limb to pet a dog.

[–]skeazy 3 points4 points  (2 children)

so several years ago, I was driving south on I-5 just north of San Diego. Two of my buddies were with me and we had stopped at Taco Bell slightly before, and my buddy still had a plain Taco left over. There was an SUV with a dog sticking his head out the rear window, so I decided we had to give this dog a Taco. I pulled up next to them and my buddy reached out with the Taco and the dog grabbed it and took it. the driver and passenger didn't seem to have noticed as we passed.

I still wonder to this day what their reactions were when they heard crunching and looked back to discover their dog had acquired a Taco.

[–]MuffinPuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oooooh the antics we get into with passerdogs.

I had my St. Bernard in my passenger seat, and the guy in the car next to me started doing the smoochy-face at him, where you make the kissy noises... His gf/wife literally JUMPED forward in her seat to see what was happening, then started berating him as I drove off. Good times.

[–]SnakeHarmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know you really shouldn't do this but I'm laughing really hard right now at the mental image of that sneaky handoff.

[–]CryptoScorpio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dogs touching....

[–]ADaddyHansen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Awww, I miss my Aussie

[–]oppy1984 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My parents had an old english sheep dog when I was born, one day when I was about 4 years old I was riding in the back seat with Cassy (the dog) on our way to my grandparents house when we stopped at a red light and an old biker pulled up next to us. Cassy just stuck his head out the window and the biker reached over and scratched his head until the light changed.

I don't remember much from when I was 4 but that memory has always stuck with me.

[–]pcells 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly thought the hmmm was in relation to the GIANT ALLOY WHEEL on top of the apartment block. WTF

[–]Nightslash360 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're good dogs, Bront.

[–]KSR434 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There must be a beautiful girl beside the dog.

[–]Avoidingsnail 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I missed my exit on the interstate once because I was petting a dog from my motorcycle.

[–]bunncha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would crash my fucking car to pet a dog

[–]batmaneatsgravy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't see a problem with this.

[–]vtdnguyen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Aww this is totaly me

[–]Jammeo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have Bernese.... so timid.. v v scared of strangers. This is like a magic moment for most of that breed!

[–]rodaperes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brazilians are a sentimental bunch.

[–]SonOfTK421 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What hmmm? This isn't confusing. Anyone can and should do this.

[–]natas_rulez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meanwhile masturbates

[–]ngrhd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why's there a tyre near the signboard?

[–]owndpepe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is something I would immortalise myself doing

[–]TehVestibuleRefugee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good windoggo!

[–]djdarrenpop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

can relate

[–]tracey13396 0 points1 point  (0 children)

say hello !

[–]Shonisaurus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Must be a pretty good dog.

[–]N3rdLink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hai doggie!

[–]myredac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would totally do that.

[–]Velma_eace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reach for your dreams

[–]Miley_Dahmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is this hmmm? Seems pretty reasonable to me.

[–]ObiJuanKenobi3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a real life dog petting meme

[–]Geralt_0f_Riv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d do it too I think.

[–]tSnDjKniteX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if he just gave up his dog for some reason and this was the last time he'll get to pet his dog. That be some cray shit yo

[–]fuckmekylo_saidhux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not hmmm. That's awww.

[–]sundazefeeling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a good mmhm

[–]marodelaluna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This would be me

[–]SamL214 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that’s what I call MUSIC..erm I mean Love!

[–]beardedblokex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HE SHOULD'VE BOOPED THE DOGGO!!!

[–]DreamingNebula 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hmmmmmmmmmmm????

[–]RockyRiderTheGoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RemindMe! 1 second

[–]RobouteGuilliman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good doggy.

[–]ZooNooz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

me_irl

[–]fatherramon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you see a berner, you gotta do what you gotta do

[–]Experience_3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smell my finger. Must be Craig Ferguson.

[–]KRPTSC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only dog people can be this dumb and crazy

[–]nephanu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many times I've yearned to do this.

[–]Andreiabr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hard to resist

[–]ByeByeFlutterPie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is my biggest dream in life.

[–]oizo12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worth it

[–]TheRealWorldShogun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes you just gotta pet a dog

[–]CapitanChicken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back in August, the day of the eclipse, in the very center of the path, a half an hour after the eclipse... We were in stand still traffic, people in another car were hyped like us, said they liked my dog. They suggest we high five while driving 1mph. We did, it was great.

[–]Armchair_QB3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Head straight to /r/AccidentalRenaissance. Do not pass go. You could collect a few upvotes.

[–]kingjackass -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Just another man sexually assaulting another living thing. What's up with this world?